FAQ

Q: How long does shipping take?
A: Every tee is made just for you — no stockpiles here. Most orders take 2–5 business days to fulfill, plus 3–7 business days for standard shipping, depending on your location.

Q: Do you accept returns or exchanges?
A: Because each shirt is printed to order, we don’t accept returns or exchanges unless the item arrives damaged or defective. Please double-check the size chart before ordering.

Q: What sizes do you offer?
A: Most designs are available in S–2XL, with select items up to 5XL. Each product page has a size chart for accuracy.

Q: How should I wash my shirt?
A: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or air dry. Avoid bleach, ironing directly on the design, or anything laundry gremlins would approve of.

Q: Where are the shirts made?
A: Orders are printed and shipped through Printful, using high-quality blanks sourced from the U.S., Honduras, Nicaragua, and Mexico. All are ethically made and super comfy.

Q: Do you design everything yourself?
A: Yes. Every design is created by me, fueled by coffee, music, and inspiration. I do use some sort of AI to help come up with inspo!

Q: Why does my shirt smell a little weird when it arrives?
A: That’s the result of the printing process. It disappears after the first wash.

Q: Will this shirt change my life?
A: Maybe not. But you’ll look good, feel comfortable, and carry main-character energy — which is close.